Folgers Coffee Coupons: War of the Beverages - Tea, Coffee & OJ

One Crazy Times story, exclusive (Not to be taken seriously) In a desperate attempt to counter the growing threat of the Tea Party movement, the top Democrats are finalizing details of a "coffee party movement." A call to the Democratic Party headquarters confirmed that this is imminent. Originally launched on 1 April this year, has been delayed by various modifications, and is expected to be operational in a month. "While the Tea Party movement is associated with the feeling against the United Kingdom and is already damaging relations United States-United Kingdom, our initiative coffee has no such connotations," said one representative, speaking on condition of anonymity. "On the other hand, the coffee is associated with a lively discussion, as is evident in the cafes of Europe where people sit for hours over cups of coffee while discussing politics and the economy. This is great for the unemployed who can express their frustration and while away the years until a job offer, "he said." Besides, "he continued," Drinking tea is associated with the use of fine "China", a country with which have an unfavorable trade balance. By contrast, in an attempt to buy American, our movement of the coffee cups are used Dixie paper, giving a boost to our wood and paper. "Meanwhile, Wall Street seems to be paying close attention to these events. Our correspondent Finance reported heavy commercial coffee products and values ​​related to the role. An unknown buyer purchased 3.9 billion shares of Folgers, while another picked up 4.5 million shares of papermaker Georgia Pacific.In out a Florida related development, a group of assembly is drafting a bill to declare a controlled substance caffeine. According to his spokesman "caffeine addiction has reached epidemic proportions and is now more widespread than abuse of alcohol and heroin together. Unfortunately, employers actively and tacitly agreed with this addiction, in a blatant attempt to exploit the kind of squeeze more work and the work of their employees over-stimulated. We see this with great concern. In addition, the increasing abuse of drinks with caffeine is negatively affecting the consumption of orange juice and have a detrimental effect on the economy of Florida, at a time when the state is already running an unprecedented fiscal deficit. We are asking the Federal Government to ban caffeinated beverages, prohibit the movement of coffee and tea party, and allocate $ 1.5 million stimulus for finance a Party movement DO "(Revelation compulsorily. This correspondent has no financial interest and has no file in any of the producers of coffee, tea, orange juice or paper mentioned in this report. He has received no promotional consideration for the preparation of this report.)